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Thursday, June 17, 2004

   Ask an ass.
As a rather mean person, I feel the need to pass on my great wisdom to those unfortunate enough to have that troublesome thing called a "consicience". Blithering simps if you ask me. Ok, I shall make this nice and simple for you slower people. Send me a question, by comment, email, or AIM me when I am available. I will answer it, give you advice about it, and try to be helpful as only someone like me can be. Seriously. I can really help in bad situations, by being direct and honest. I shall never lie. Get sending you miserable apes. I need some goddamned entertainment.
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