myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Damn I hate Monster.
I just saw a movie that REALLY sucked. It was called Monster. In general, it was about this ugly bitch hooker who meets that chick who was Wednesday on the Addams family Movie, and they become lesbians. For some reason, the hooker feels the need to make her bitch ass lesbian friend happy and buy her stuff. Being an ugly and cheap hooker (seriously, ass is like 200 dollars these days, she was willing for fifty.) she starts shooting people who pick her up for cash. Over the course of this shit movie, during the few times I was awake, we find that the hooker was abused and raped alot as a child, inspiring her to become a person who gets raped for money. Damn that sucked. The plot was poor, the violence was on par with Barney the Dinosaur on a smoke break, and the one lesbian sex scene shows NOTHING! Do not see this movie. You will thank me later. Now fuck off.
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