myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, July 1, 2004

I God Damn Hate Florida
The only palce worse than this shithole is Utah, and even then, not by much. Everything down here is in the nineties. The amount of the day spent with rain, the temperature, the ages, the IQs of the teenagers out here. God this place sucks. People are all like, "Go to Orlando!" Orlando sucks. Whats there? OH GOD! A ROLLER COASTER! Big fucking deal. Wait in line for two hours, ride for thirty seconds of sub par fun. Big deal. All the while I am there, I have to listen to some dumbass kids. "I am hungry! I can't walk anymore! I'm tired! That man stole my candy and popped my balloon!" Serves them right. I can pop all the balloons. Fuck Orlando. Fuck Miami, as no one should speak Spanish. Fuck Busch Gardens, it should be bulldozed. I HATE FLORIDA.
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