myOtaku.com: Alasathor

myO Still <3's You

Vitals

Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Friday, July 2, 2004

Fuck Star Trek
I just watched Futurama. It was about Star Trek. I goddamn fucking hate that show. I hate everything about it. I hate the original, I hate the Next Generation, I hate Voyager, I hate its stupid fans. Star Trek fans are the only people worse than anime freaks. These are people who train for years, for fucking years, in an effort to become the greatest fan of all. To do that, they must know technical aspects, of a fucking TV show. The Enterprise does not exist. Phasers are a scientific impossibility. Aliens are not going to look like humans with fucked up teeth and foreheads. I picture hem as rocks, or bugs, or even those weird ass grey things dumbass rednecks keep seeing, is more likely than those Star Trek weirdos. The cast is way to nice to these people. If ever, anyone walked up to me and said "Live long and prosper," I would immediately kick their ass. Jesus, it is a goddamned shitty sixties show. How the hell can people think that shit is good. Christ, Star Wars gets worse and worse wtih each shitty telling of it's story, and Star Trek, the most repetitive garbage in the universe, is considered holy by nerds. Same fucking show over and over. Generic crew member gets killed by horrible monster, the Captain and some crew go down to planet and see horrible monster thing that is basically a plant or a guy in a suit. Crew escapes, think of way to kill monster, go back and kill it. Captain bangs Queen, Princess, or Slavegirl. BORING! Fuck Star Trek, and all people who love that show. Go die in a horrible way.
Comments (0)

« Home

Anime | How to Draw Anime | Anime Wallpapers

Top of Page