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Saturday, July 3, 2004

I hate Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse is a stupid ass cartoon. Damn high voiced prick. Always lording it over me with his network and national iconship. Asshole. Why the fuck do people actually watch that dumbass mouse? Disneyland blows ass almost as much as Universal Studios. Disney is not family entertainment! Look at some of the shit those assholes have done.
1. Had nice Snow White cackled at by a witch as she went into a coma
2. Killed Bambi's parents right in front of him.
3. Had the Little Mermaid almost turned into one of those weird little mud monster fuckheads.
4. Endorsed witchcraft with Cinderella.
So that is family entertainment! Fuck Mickey Mouse, fuck Walt Disney, and especially fuck those dumb ass soccer moms who bitch about what their kids see on TV or the Internet while they weren't watching because they were to busy getting their hair styled. Bitches. I hope all of you choke to death on your own pretentious ways.
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