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Saturday, July 10, 2004

Sometimes I wonder.
There are times when, when I cannot sleep, I think of stuff. Here are some that come to mind.
1. Do people really take the Humantiarian movement seriously? If so, why are only Mother Teresa and Ghandi credited. There are many more humanitarians that did a hell of alot more than simply smile and protest peacefully.
2. What happened to tap dancing in public?
3. When did it become trendy to be a bald girl? It's not sexy, it is just weird.
4. Why are there no Indian porn stars? I think that would rule. They could have names like "Swallows- The- Cum", or "Spreads for- The- pool- Guy" Oh man that would be great.
5. Why are teens never to blame for drunk driving accidents they are in? They were the ones driving ninety five while making out. Time they go to jail.
6. Where did Carrot Top go?
7. Is there anyone that listens to Accapello music?
8. Why must all parents be really anal about me cussing around their baby? It ain't likethe kid understands the meaning of "Fuck you dipshit. I will cuss all i want, get it ass face?"
9. When is PETA going to realize they are full of shit and die?
10 Who the hell makes chain mail?
11. was there ever a Natalie Portman movie where she wasn't getting fucked? Even in Mars Attacks, she is staring at that hippie donut assholes nuts.
12. Is anyone still reading at this point?
'Just a few little things that bother me in such a subtle way and keep me up on quiet nights. Man, those are some really great questions.
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