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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

This is a crock of shit.
I got some spam today that intrigued me. First, the link at the top
http://www.4-men.org/penisenlargementexercises.html
Third paragraph. Read the part where it says to "slowly milk your penis" I've got a feeling that that is a load of grade A, premium cut, bullshit. Why? If moving your hand up and down your dick made a man's penis bigger, all boys over the age of thirteen could raise a flag on theirs. Why are there so few guys who are ok with dick size? I am fine with my dick's size. It is sort of like saying that you hate the way your face looks. You have what you were born with. It is stupid to change that. Quit being a shallow little bitch, and be yourself. Assholes.
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