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Saturday, July 17, 2004

Remember TRON? A list of great movies.
So few kids these days remember truly awesome movies. Movies that literally changed the way we watch movies. So as a favor to the small public that reads this stupid shit everyday, I compiled a list of movies that kick ass and the reasons they do.

1. Pulp Fiction- Quentin Tarantino's best. Loads of guns, drugs, sexy women, and blood. Awesome movie.
2. Evil Dead Series- Pound for pound the best overall action movies ever made. The first is damn scary, the second has many scary parts as well as great twisted humor, and Army of Darkness has so much ass kicking in it that it is unbelivable.
3. Pi- About a math whiz who finds a pattern in the stock market that relates to ancient Jewish writings and then gets chased by two hardcore groups wanting his discovery. Awesome movie, good luck finding it.
4. TRON- Revolutionized animation with it's awesomely detailed enviroments and original plot. Prepare to be bored to tears though.
5. Dracula: Dead and Loving It!- hialrious if somewhat corny. A great rental if you can find it.
6. The Thing- Not very original but hella cool special effects and a deep plot for it's overly exhausted genre.
7. From Dusk Til Dawn- Strippers, guns, bikers. Need I say more? Oh yeah, some of those suck ass vampire bitches are in there. Damn stupid vampires.
8. House of 1000 Corpses- HA! Gotcha! This belongs on the "What the hell is going on and what the hell were they thinking?" category. This was so unbelivably shitty. The plot made no sense, the characters were weak and unmotivated, and the ending was... seemed to be made from two rabid, PCP addicted pedophiles. I hate this movie more than I hate hippies. The rest are all superb.
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