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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
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• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
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• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, July 19, 2004

Spider Man 2, the shittiest movie this year!
Well, normally I would never believe a review, but after seeing nothing but good things for Spider Man 2. Let me just say this. Doc Ock is easily one of the coolest villians ever. But, him in his badass mode was onscreen for all of about twenty minutes. And this movie is ten hours long. Seriously. This is nothing but sentimental bullshit. First off, Toby Maguire is a shitty superhero. He is tiny, meek, and a crybaby. "Ohhh, I don't want to be a superhero because it means I can't see Kirsten Dunce the whore." Quiet pansy! Oh no, poor baby don't wanna be a superhero? Does baby want his bottle? Grow up you little shit. you can't try the superhero thing out and then go back to normal when it gets tough. Little shit. I remember when movies had tough heroes. Rambo, Ash, that guy from True Lives, Bruce Willis. Real heroes who could kill you with a finger if they wanted. Remember when Rambo jumped off the cliff and elbow dropped that kid? Or when Ash said "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun," after he had shot his evil twin in the face with a shotgun. Not some nancy boy who cares about feelings. Real men! One last thing about Spider man. Do Ock made a small sun in his house. Aren't suns typically millions of degrees fahrenheit hot? Like when he put the sun in the water, shouldn't it have boiled the entire damn ocean? Greatest movie of the year my ass. It should have been Doc Ock running around throwing cars, snapping off peoples heads, and kicking midgets. Oh man.
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