myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
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• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
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• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Nostradamus was a fruitcake.
There was a french poet named Nostradamus.
Who bitched alot that doom was upon us.
He was full of shit
I know i can prove it.
And I know that I hate all the walrus.

That is a true poem. fuck the walrus. On a more prevalent note, I hate all those doom dumbasses. OMG the wurld gonna die out soon! Fuck you. Die. Die. Leave me alone. I hate you. Damn liars. My main beef with these dumbasses is the fact that, according to all of those books and speakers and jackasses, that 90% of the planet's population is dead. Ok, I have always played the better odds, so I am guessing that I will be dead. What good will knowing about all this in advance do? If I am gonna die, I sure as hell don't want to know about it in advance. I love surprises. On another note, why do they have schools for this? They have little schools in the woods for how your gonna survive when the planet is on fire with radiation. These places always teach how to kill with sticks, and how to make fire without matches. What disaster is so bad that it gets rid of matches and guns? Hell, I'll bet the post apocalypse world is gonna have hundreds of guns just lying around. Take a few. If I live, damn straight I'll have a few. Alot of them rigged onto my car. Oh man, cars with guns rule. Almost as much as I do. Anyways, as I was saying, the end of the world ain't gonna happen anytime soon. The only reason people keep forecasting it is because it's good for the selling of books. Why, just look at the Left Behind series. That reminds me, if the Apocalypse is in the bible, doesn't surviving veto the word of god? Huh, I think I'll take a quick death in a nuclear inferno thank you.
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