Wednesday, July 21, 2004

100th View Hatemail Ho-Down!
Hey there boys and girls. Today marks my 100th viewing. I would like to thank:
1. myself, for having the patience to do all this.
2. My buds Nathan and Heath, for moral support.
3. All my fans who come here and realize this is just some random shit that comes to my mind.
4. The hatemailing dolts who keep me interested.

Now then, let's begin the festivities. I decided to celebrate with the viewing and eventual destruction of another hatemailer. Note, I post these for the reasons that one, I feel they are more interesting than fanmail, two, I love reading a page or two long email, and stomping it's writer to the ground. Let's get started, with this from Luminae.

Is this not ironic, there I was just reading malkav's post, so, upon returning to the backroom page, I click random member, and lo and behold, your screen name comes up.

It would indeed seem that controversy is the only thing you are capable of stirring up, which is quite sad, seeing as how you appear to be itelligent enough to create an entire page of ego boost for yourself. Do you not have anything better to do with your time?

It is quite funny, that you only post hateful, senseless posts. I actually find that quite endearing seeing as how you remind me so very much of my father.

I also find it rather amusing that you feel that all other people's opinions are obsolete, and yours is the only way to go, ne? Well... Isn't that so nice of you to value us all so very fucking much.

My last comment would have been if you were a top or a bottom, and I would have gone so far to call you a numbfuck, but It seems highly impossible(at least from my quote unquote unimportant opinion) that you could get laid, as you find it only possible to be disagreeable.

So love, I must say, Its a rather nice thing you've done for yourself, building up this litte fortress of childhood fancies of being perfect. I must comend you, Your mind seems to be amazingly one track.

ja ne!
~luminae

Do stop by my site, I enjoy hateful little posts, I'd almsot say I get off on that sort of thing.

Now, as I like to do, I will go through this piece by piece and prove this girl a dumbass who is wasting my time. For starters, it is a coincidence, not irony. Irony would be getting linked here after reading a page from someone who hates me. What you got was an amazing coincidence. You then state that it is a shame that I can seem only to, come up with controversy, despite my being ITELLIGENT enough to create a site to boost my own ego. Why yes, that is one of this sites principal purposes. With each dumbass kid trying to sound intelligent that I slaughter using his own ideas and emails, my ego grows. All your little rants are fueling my fire. Now what I have often stated is this, this site is a waste of time for me. I am bored, so I decide to update this every night prior to going to bed. Wastes time, and that is it's intended purpose. Now you mentioned something about me reminding you as a father figure. Good. Go to your room and turn off the computer and your Blink 182 CDs. Your grounded. As you stated yourself that I seem to try and make other people's opinions seem obsolete. Although that isn't really hard to do, it is not my intended purpose. Rather, I try to show bullshit for what it is, and I try to entertain those people nice enough to check out my rants everyday. (Thanks guys, I do appreciate it.) Now tell me Luminae, did you actually fucking read any of my topics, or did you immediately infer the entire argument from the title? Seems to me that you did. I have rarely met someone who does that, and it usually suggests that they are, in fact, lazy incompetant dumbasses who can't understand the difference between an educated opinion or editorial, and a mindless hate rant. Next, you tried to figure out if I am a top or a bottom. Since that is really releavent to the argument you are trying to make, I'll answer it for you. I am a bottom. Choice, not necessity. Allows freedom of hands, so I can use them for her pleasure.In closing, I do have a suggestion for you. Realize that there are more people out there than just you, pull your head from between your legs, and get bent. You state that I have a one track mind? Explain that for me.
One Track Mind- Thinks solely of obtaining or accomplishing one thing. Does not put any relevance on anything else.
Definition. Rather, I am open minded about ideas, but closed minded to bullshit. Now go fuck yourself.
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