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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Who keeps authorizing Olsen Twins Games?
I have a very serious question that portains to the state of manking as we know it. Who the fuck keeps letting them release those godawful Olsen twins games? Girls, in the unlikely event that you are reading this, the only game anyone cares about that involves you two is nude Twister. Look at each of the Olsen games. All of them, without fail, suck. No story, no guns, no nudity, shit, not even a damn cussword. At least say ass. The Olsen's should stick to what they are good at, irritating me with bad acting and shitty songs, but giving me a boner. I am so tired of shitty games being released just because they were based on a kickass movie. The only movie licensed game ever released that kicked ass was "Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay." That game ruled. Sneak up on guards and slice their throats, or shank them in the kidneys. That is a video game. I am also tired of the entire Final Fantasy series. What the hell si the point of that game, and why is it so big? First off, it is repetitive, the combat system is boring, the customizing of characters is gone, and the story is old and lame. Hero is pissed off at evil power. Evil power kicks heroes ass. Hero falls in love. Love and hero discover or are forced to give each other up. Hero kills evil power. Much rejoycing! Turn that shit off, pop in FarCry.
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