myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Friday, July 23, 2004

Vegetarians piss me off.
I had a really weird experience today. I was walking on this big boardwalk in the neighboring town, minding my own business and heading to a bike shop for a piece for my bike, when these assholes on the balcony of this little beach house I was walking past offered me food. Not one to turn down food, I inquired what they were giving. They showed me. Horror was the only thing that came to mind. It was a leaf with some kind of reddish brown goo smeared all over it. After forcing down some vomit, I calmly inquired, my exact words now, what the fuck was that thing? His exact words, "Dude, this is the future of eating. This is a raw food burrito."
"Why the hell would you want a burrito made of lettuce and goo?" I inquired as calmly as I could.
"Well dude, it is really simple. When all we were eating was roots, leaves, fruits, and seeds, all humanity was fine. Then meat and cooked foods came along and now there are people starving everywhere." Cooked foods appeared and now we are dying????? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?!?!? Jesus mother fucking god damned christ, I have never heard something so stupid in my entire life. Who are these assholes to say what the fuck is good to eat? Who made them rulers of the universe? The reason there is hunger is because there is a birth rate. You see, there will never be enough food to feed all the people. You see, surplus of food = increased birthrate. More births, more mouths to feed. Simple math. Now one way to ffeed alot more of those mouths is Genetically Engineered food. More yeild from the food. Yet both Vegitarians and Enviromentalists complain about that food. Yeah, that's right. A group of well fed, upper middle class dipshits are bitching about the food that could save millions of lives, just because it has been created artificially, in a way that exactly emulates a natural process. Every time a plant reproduces, it does exactly what genetic manipulation does. Except much faster. I have one thing to say to all vegetarians, enviromentalists, vegans, and other whiney shits. Unless you yourself are in need, you need to, shut, the fuck, up.
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