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Friday, July 23, 2004

NASCAR. Fast cars for slow minds.
If there is one thing I hate more than Florida, old people, and hippies, it is NASCAR. I hate everything about those rednecks. What a waste of gas. You see there is this NASCAR type track nearby my house. By near I mean just over 8 miles straight. And right now, despite my window being closed, I can hear them. They are like bees with chainsaws and jackhammers. And those rednecks. Motherfucking, cocksucking, piece of dogshit, bottom of the gene pool, sheep banging, sister laying rednecks. I hate them. Their shitty ass country music, those dumbass rebel flags, and I really hate their dancing. All dancing sucks, line and square dancing are even worse than most. Back to NASCAR. What the hell is the point? All you are doing is watching billboards on wheels turn in circles. "WHOOPEE! LOOK MAW! That advertisement for HOOTERS is coming round again. I wonder if my girlfriend will bring home some wings. I hope so, or Paw will tan her hide! She may be working now, but that don't give her the right to disrespect her family!" Damn rednecks. Makes me wonder sometimes, why don't they quit the whole "Dixie" bullshit. I hate that. It has been 100 odd years since you got your asses beat. Quit waving that thing around. "well, it is a symbol of state's rights!" Yeah, right. I am going to walk around with a red star taped to my back. After all, it is just a symbol of a failed ideology.

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