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Monday, July 26, 2004

Final Fantasy is KEWL!
Just kidding. It is rare that an entire series sucks. Very rare. You see, for a series to exist, the thing being over created has to be good. Not the case with Final Fantasy. Christ those games blow. I honestly have no idea why people keep playing them. Is it the animations and movies, which are of increduibly high quality? Or is it the predictable plot lines? Maybe the dull and uninspiring characters. Allow me to prove my point. In relation to the last game of the series I played, Ten, I figured that it may be really good thanks to the reviews. The only even remotely cool character is that guy with the big ass sword in the red trench coat. Other characters, a pansy ass who looks like leonarndo DiCaprio, a Jamaican rip off, a preppy bitch who smiles to much, a gothic witch wannabee, some chick with small tits that everyone loves, and a big ball of water that threatens the world. Boring! Even worse are the enviroments, and the bosses. You see, if you look closely, all of the enviroments were stolen from a previous game. And the bosses are all weak and uninspired. For example, THE HORRIBLE CHICKEN THING EATING MONSTER! Damn that was both weak, and introduced so suddenly it may have just as well teleported in there. Even worse are the weapons. Each weapon can be used by one person, and one person alone. Fuck Final Fantasy. And fuck both it's movies.

Help still wanted: No takers for my artwork offer? I know someone must want to take it.
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