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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Some dickheads I go to school with.
As a small conveinance (and the fact that I have nothing else to write about this evening) I am going to describe some of the shitheads I go school with.
1. Annoying preppy type. Easily the easiest to deal with. They attempt to sound educated, but in the end their attempts at open mindedness end up making them sound stupid and annoying.
2. Gothic ass. Tries to be mysterious and cool and tough, ends up coming across as a middle class twat with no ambition or motivation.
3. Jock dolt. Alot of motivation, but in the wrong place. Is hugely homophobic, and tries to call all nerdy types gay. Yeah, since reading about science and technology is much gayer than patting your sweaty buddies on the ass and having a group shower.
4. Self centered upper class girl. Knows that her dad is rich and will always come to her defense. Thinks that her money can buy her happiness, usually ends up knocked up and miserable for her entire life.
5. Punk rocker dipshit. Thinks that his guitar playing ability makes him unique. In reality, he is dumb and takes all of his originality and thoughts off of MTV and knows it. Easily the biggest dipshit of them all, these losers are permanetly on my shit list.
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