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Tuesday, August 3, 2004

Hollywood can blow me.
Where have all the really good movies gone? It used to be, movies had original ideas and featured something to make you think. Now they all fall into one of three categories.
Vomit Inducing Romantic Comedy- Boy tries like hell to impress a snobby too good for you twat. Really sappy and boring.
No Plot Action Movie- Features no plot, sub par action scenes., and a girl with too much brains who is socially inept.
Scary Movie- Boring scenes of generic monster running around. Really damn boring.

Whatever happened to the really good movies like Rambo, True Lies, and The Last Boy Scout? Movies that made sense, made you think, and had really damn cool shit going on? Like in True Lies, when Arnold turned that diesel truck into a flamethrower to melt those terrorists? Or In Boy Scout, when Bruce Willis did a happy jig after killing the bad guy? Movies that ruled! Hollywood has gone soft on me. In a day and age where Matt Damon is considered an action star and Ben Affleck is a war hero, what is the point of seeing a movie? I have an idea for a movie. There are zombies everywhere for some reason, and two guys wtih flamethrowers and chainsaws are sent out to kill them. That would rule. Fuck Matt damon, fuck Ben Affleck, and fuck that little shithead Toby McGuire. I hate movies these days.
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