myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Wednesday, August 4, 2004

Tech Support. Finally, something worse than hippies.
There were alot of computer problems at my house today. My internet was down, all thanks to my network adapter. Now instead of checking that and fixing the damn problem this morning when it happened, I had an experience that I believe will happen in hell. I think I must have broken some sort of record for annoying shit to happen on tech support. I got the following people.
1. Indian guy who was eager to help, but really hard to understand.
Time spent with- two hours.
2. Sassy mouthed black girl- Connected me to the billing department. Got smart with me all the way until I contacted her manager.
Time spent with- 45 minutes.
3. College guy obsessed with Counter Strike- This asshole infuriated me. For one, I spent the majority of the time with him, second, I tried to make it painfully obvious that I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT PILE COUNTERSTRIKE! Nonetheless, in between wait times, he had to tell me his life story of Counter Strike. Also, not very helpful.
Time spent with- four hours.
Last but not least, my favorite- Machine guy- Has that irritating monotone voice. Gave me all my options over and over, and broke when it asked for what type of PC I use and I told it.
Time spent with- 15 minutes. That's right, I have spent literally 7 hours on the phone today. And none of them helped. Not one of them. They all suck in comparison to my kick ass neighbor with his sweet hacking skills. He had that bug fixed in about ten minutes, and he did it while talking to me about a good game (POstal 2) and drinking a soda. Hats off to him. Fuck you compaq and fuck you comcast. You go ahead with your pretend prose, im sticking with my neighbor from now on.

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