myOtaku.com: Alasathor

myO Still <3's You

Vitals

Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, August 5, 2004

More dumbasses I go to school with.
Well, as a continued informative article, there are still some more that I left out of the priot list. Four to be exact. Slow night here fellas.
1. Redneck- Easily the most pitiful group, this group is full of internal strife and fighting. Typical redneck is easy to spot. Blue Jeans, Dixie Outfitters shirt, boots, rebel flag somewhere on them. Real genuises here.
2. Playah- White kids who think they are black, or black kids who think they live in Compton. While not as numerous as the rednecks, these guys are almost twice as stupid. Baggy pants, chains (blings) and sneakers, as well as a fubu sweatshirt even though it is over a hundred degrees outside.
3. Fighter- Hates everyone and everything. Wants to fight literally everyone. Can be apart of any other group.
4. Stoner- Most common. Plays video games, does alot of drugs, talks about sex ALL THE DAMN TIME! Easily one of the dumbest groups, these assholes amount to about as much as jocks.

That's all of em. All of them piss me off, and all of them need to get pushed into a fire. That'll teach those dipshits to fit into groups.
Comments (3)

« Home

Anime | How to Draw Anime | Anime Wallpapers

Top of Page