myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Sunday, September 5, 2004

Fucking Weathermen.
I want to speak a little bit about what I feel is the most arrogant profession in the world. That would be, the weathermen. You see these smug assholes all the time on TV, but they really don't do shit. Job wise, they interpert a fucking map. Big deal. My American Goverment teacher can do that, but she doesn't get paid a big ass salary like that. Instead, she works part time in a fucking bait shop. No justice in the world. See, I would have no problem with these jerkoffs if they realized that their job, is quite literally, impossible. Like predicting the outcome of a battle, there are too many side factors to consider when making a weather prediction. A goddamn breeze will change the weather. It is impossible to make an accurate prediction of the weather. Get off the TV, and get real jobs. Preferably oil drilling.
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