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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, September 6, 2004

I prank call the Traditional Values Coalition.
Every once and awhile, when I am really bored, I decide to ruin someone else's day with a phone call. Today, it was the Traditional Values Coalition. These self righteous assholes believe the entire country should reverse itself one hundred years. My big beef with these cocksuckers is how they believe that the entire world is going to hell in a handbasket if we don't do all we can to appease them. Today, their view on cussing pissed me off so bad, it had me frothing at the mouth. They believe that the majority of people are fearful of cussing. Bullshit. Most people don't give a shit about cussing. Do any of you? didn't think so. These assholes want us to stop and think of something different to say when we are about to cuss. I had one thing to ask. I called and asked for an informed, well thought, and social person to talk to. I got a guy who sounded like he was ninety and born in Idaho. I asked,
"What makes you the laungauge police?"
To which he responded
"People need someone to tell them what is moral and what is not, that is the way the world works?" Bullshit. So I told him.
"And that is you, a pompous old hillbilly who thinks words are evil?"
Him,
"Yes, and I do not appreciate you calling me a hillbilly."
"Too bad, next question. Are you people aware that one hundred years ago, breast, as in chicken breast, was socially unacceptable?"
His response was pure gold,
"No, but maybe they were right. Breast is too racy for my tastes." I thanked him and hung up. There are no bad words, just bad thoughts. It is all in context. I cuss, on average about once every three sentences in real life. Do I mean or care if I offend someone? No. Why? I use all of my cusses in context. They are simply an expression to augment what I am saying. Ok, I am tired now, so I am going to bed.
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