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Tuesday, September 7, 2004

A few things that piss me off.
Nothing special, just a short list of things irritating me right now.
1. The Election. Instead of taking shots at each others credibility, maybe both candidates should try for real political merit. Just a thought.
2. The hurricane season. Too many, too fast.
3. People at school. Too many, most of them are angsty as hell, and all of them are idiots.
4. Pink. She sucks. She can't sing, she is not edgy or cool, and she is shitty in every way.
5. Sports Illustrated. Who gives a shit about what losers became good? They are just gonna suck anyway. I hate all sports figures. It is so predicatable. I am a small town nobody, suddenly I amke it big, no one hears from me for awhile, I do drugs, I am a nobody.
6. Ben Affleck. It is time we caned this bitch about a thousand times. Him and Matt Damon both piss me off to an extent previously unheard of. Time for both of them to die.
7. Matrix fans. If I hear, one more thing, about how much the Matrix ruled, I will kill the one responsible for saying it.
8. Michael Moore fans. A lying slander pushing fat ass piece of dog shit. How does this man make money? We need to just put him on the subway diet so he can get light enough to be put in a catapult and shot at a pack of rabid wolverines on PCP.
9. This list. Fuck this, I am going to bed.
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