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Saturday, September 11, 2004

I hate tech support.
Once again, my internet was down for most of the day. Still is fuzzy, so I need to make this quick. Seems my area is getting tech support. So i called them up to inquire what the problem was. What I got was consumer rhetoric and a massive headache. Here is what I learned about cable service in my area.
1. Comcast is having a sale! Buy high definition cable, get a free channel!
2. Cable is better than satellite, and nay sayers must be beaten.
3. Indians (as in from India) can speak perfect English and cost only about thirty cents an hour.
4. All problems are solved by simply readingyour serial number printed in micro font on the side of the modem. And by solved, I really meant, nothing shall be done.
5. All wait music can induce crying.
I am not exaggerating when I say that I spent about an hour waiting to find out what the hell was wrong with my internet. Up yours Comcast. I am gonna go watch some porn.
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