myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Vitals

Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Sick./ FAt chicks in short shorts.
I ain't feeling to good lately, so too bad about the updates. Got a stomach cold. I think I got it at the mall. See, I was eating a gyro at the mall, and i noticed that I was surrounded by really, really fat chicks, all of them in the skimpiest, most revealing outfit they could find. I was sickened. Look ladies, if you have a big ass beer gut, do not show it off. Yeah, it may get you laid, but that doesn't mean shit. Why do people need to try and feel accepted for being just like every other whore out there by looking like a slut? why can't they just realize they are whales and cut the whole skimpy thing out? Is it part of the whole thing where we all need to feel great about our selves? Look, we all wish we looked like a supermodel. But you are an insecure lardass who listens to that trendy musical shit just because all your lardass friends do. I am so pissed right now, i am gonna go set my neighbor's dog on fire.
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