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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Forget to drive? How about John's new Ramming Plan!
I was riding to school yesterday when I got cut off by a minivan. Yeah, that's right, a minivan. It was drove by this ugly ass kid, dressed like he was straight outta Compton (and by Compton I really mean Palm Beach), smoking a big cigarette, which he wasn't inhaling on, and listening to that shitty R&B music that wiggers love so much. If i was him, I would be embarrassed to do that. It is astounding the amount of idiots there are on the roadways today. It has gotten to the point that you need to shoot the sonsofbitches just to get to wherever you are going. So I, being my great and all knowing self, created a plan to deal with these highway hooligans. We get a crack team of NASCAAR drivers for their ability to drive in a circle, and some truck drivers so they can work the machinery. Then we send them out on the highway with specially made cars with a huge ram on the front. Whenever they see one of those dumbasses who cant drive cut someone off, or go twenty miles slower then they should, or someone with a blinker on for ten hours, they ram them off the road. There, they keep ramming the car until it is just a big smear on the side of the raod. Finally, they give the bastard a ticket, and strand his ass out there so they have time to think about how shitty their driving is. Then let them figure out a way home. This plan works on many levels because good drivers will be safer, and there will be things on the road at all times to kill should you be pissed off. Oh man my idea kicks ass.
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