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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Friday, September 17, 2004

Vampires Blow.
Middle class hardcore gothics parading around like they are tough shit. Goddamn I hate these people. They are so easy to spot too. They are usually scrawny kids, wear all black, gt a shitload of those dumbass bracelets on, and whine alot about how bad life is. Isn't about time we killed these assholes? They want to be death, let them meet it face to face. I am so sick of people like these parading around like they are mean shit. Most vampires
1. Are not strong
2. Are terrified by the thought of drinking blood
3. Are only vampires because no one understands them and they are in aot of emotional pain.
Ok, I made that last one up. Point is, vampires are shitty. I don't mean Dracula, as I think putting anyone he didn't like up on a stick is kick ass enough, but by vampire I mean teenage kids who think they are vampires. They go to rave's, have mini orgies they call "feeding" and practice spells. People can't cast spells, as spells do not exist. Reciting some latin cannot curse someone to bad luck. One last thing, is it just me, or at every zombie or vampire or monster movie ever released, is there about a hundred gothic kids who stand at the back and laugh when someone dies at every movie, or are they just here. God dammit I hate vampires.
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