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Saturday, September 18, 2004

Whatever happened to...
Ever notice that alot of times someone will make a really shitty movie, and be popular for awhile, then vanish? Like that bitch from Home Alone one and two. What happened to that kid? I'll tell you what happened to that kid. He is washing cars in Hollywood because he sucks ass as an actor and needs to fucking die. Didn't see that coming did you Caulken you little shit? Don't want pizza? Hate the attic? Too fucking bad you wimp. I love poetic justice. Every time some popular twit ends up in a shit job, I have to smile. It doesn't even have to be a sports hero or a movie star, just anyone. My current favorite is a jock that used to go to my school. Know where he is working now? A cash station in a shitty gas station. Too fucking bad you realised that no one gives a shit about your sports until now huh? Ah, I love it. Every time you see someone mopping a floor, everytime you see some miserable asshole sitting behind the wheel of a bus or cab, everytime you see some schmuck on a couch sipping beer after beer, you see some asshole who never took anything seriously. They never will amount to anything because they are just to damn stupid. Know what we need to do? Reinforce corporal punishment! That would motivate some assholes to make things out of thmeseves. Oh man do I kick ass.
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