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Monday, September 20, 2004

Fuck welfare get a job.
I have done it again. I have seen something that pissed me off so bad, I wanted to punt a kitten out the window. I was over by a pretty good friend of mine's house, enjoying a soda and staring at his retarded little sister, when his mother walked in. This is the first time I am meeting this woman, and I am wondering how one of my friends could have come from someone this white trashy. See, she is a whale of a woman whou has trouble reaching the car door handle around her bulbous tits and enormous jelly hanging off her arms. She has a total of eight teeth, and is just generally disgusting. What is worst about her is her personality. See, what she loves to do is to put out her disgusting DNA out in enormous quantities by having a shitload of children and not taking care of them so she gets a big fat welfare check. These assholes need to be killed. All they are doing is dragging the human race and the economy down. See, what these pricks ensure is that their ugly ass kids have no cash, and thus start doing the sleazy shit their parents did, further ruining the econmy as more and more white trash are born. See, what we need is another huge war. Alot of these assholes are super patriotic, and want to kill everything that isn't American if they get the chance, so if there was another war, all of them would sign up with gusto. What we don't tell them is actually, there is no war, we just needed an excuse to put them all in a really big boat, which we torpedo the fuck out of when it gets far enough away. Oh man, that would rule.
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