Saturday, September 25, 2004

Can't take a joke?
How did everyone like my attept at being a whin angsty bitch rocker kid? A few people actually emailed me about that. All of them claiming thaat I had been hacked, and one wondering if I had been held at gunpoint and been forced to write that. It was a joke you dumbasses. And, I am back bitches. See, I realized something after I got those emails thinking that I had been hacked. You are all idiots. (For sake of the dumbasses who posted, I deleted your comments. Don't bitch about them you dolts, you were better off without them). If it wasn't obvious about that being a joke with all the complaining and angst, the use of one simple word should have given it away. LOL. See, I was thinking about quitting this stupid web blog thing and getting something better to do, but now, I am staying. And to celebrate, I am going to review something I freaking hate. Pseudo Intellectuals, this is for you. Enjoy.

Ever been sitting in class, probably thinking of me, or things like me, when some little dipshit's conversation sparks your interest? Usually, it is something so blantantly stupid, you want to crack them in the face for thinking it? I sit next to one of these geniuses. They are so hell bent on sounding smart, that when you back them into a corner on top of that massive bullshit pile they have climbed on, they resort to the old "Well, that is just your opinion" comeback that is a white flag without the hassle of surrendering so they don't lose face to a lesser being, such as yourself. These motherfuckers need constant reassurance that they are indeed enlightened or they will start rambling on and on about shit they would never do. See, you are going to run into a plethora of these dumbasses no matter where you go, so I came up with a plan to keep them quiet. It is a simple three step plan to get any psuedo intellectualist to shut up. Ready? Here we go:
1: Say "Shut the hell up you jackass" in a loud and threatening voice. This usually pulls in the timeless classic retort "well, you are just mad for I am right"
2: Look them right in the face and say "No, this is just a pointless waste of breath I could better use fueling my lungs and body into kicking you in the nuts" They rarely have anything to say to that, but if they do, sigh and pull your foot back.
3: Walk away. They will start blubbering about how they woere going to prove you wrong anyways, it was better you left. This is the old intellectualist standby for reassuring they are indeed enlightened, when in fact, you have shown them that you are onto their shit. I would have no problem with thse people if they weren't so god damn stupid. No matter the issue, these dipshits will fight against overwhelming odds and against scientific fact to prove you wrong. Most of them are leftist, middle class, trouser stains that need a good ass kicking to see what life really is about. Do them and yourself a favor, beat an intellectual today.
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