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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Can you spell hypocritical enviro loon, bitch?
Had an entertaining argument this morning. Girl was coming up with anagrams for enviromental problems, so I told her to shut the fuck up. See, enviro assholes are hypocrites. The main weapons of the enviromentalist movement are:
1. Cell phones,
2. Gas powered cars,
3. Public protests with alot of signs.
4. Plain old single minded, political agenda pushing bullshit.
Most of these enviro assholes could care less about the enviroment, but hate corporations. I don't really know why, as those same corporations let them use cell phones and shop at places like Old Navy. No enviromentalist I have ever met has been able to explain the greenhouse effect, or how a logging company cutting down ten trees and planting ten more being false, or any argument they make with any clarity. Instead, they resort to the old Animal Farm chanting of "All green good, all money bad". Few fun facts that most enviro jackasses either don't know or ignore.
1. If global warming does happen, it will be an increase of maybe a single degree fahrenheit.
2. It is international law that every logging company that cuts down a tree, they MUST replant it.
3. Thanks to new engine technology, most cars produce less pollution than ever.
4. They aren't really anti- enviroment, but they sure as hell are for their politcal candidate.
I would have no problem with these people if they realised that no one cares and shut up. But, until that day, I do the same thing to enviromentalists that I do to hippies. Hit them in the chest with a cannon shell. This has made me so mad I am going to go beat up an old man.
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