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• Male
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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Truth Commercials..
First, let me ask. Ever hear of a little thing called panic mongering? It is where people say things that are scary to try and get viewers, readers, or supporters. This process usually doesn't give information so much as spooky launguage. People flock to these things, as most people don't give a shit as long as they can feel important about something. These assholes are called sheep. A group of sheep I have recently met are the Truth sheep. Their truth? Smoking. For starters, I am a proud smoker. Tell me I can't, and I will put it out in your eye out of spite. See, these jackoffs need people to tell them about what is right and good, so they can demonize what they say is bad. sadly, that means me. See, truth commercials use plain, regular english to creatively hide lies and holes in their speeches. My fave commercial is:
"When my mom was 14 she saw a movie that made smoking look cool. She died six months ago." Way to make a connection you dumb cunt. Another is:
"I would like to thank all those big time tobacco corporations for trying so so hard to kill my parents. Thanks guys!" Once again, a great connection! That girl was way too upbeat for her parents to be dead. Who the hell is that happy when their parents die? see? all lies. Look, someone dying of lung cancer is indeed a tragic event, and anyone whose parents die do have my sympathy, but that is no reason to fuck around and try and get all taxes raised because you are pissed off. Now I am so pissed off, I think I will go drop a crate on a toddler.
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