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Friday, October 1, 2004

I have an idea! Quit stealing all your thoughts from comedians!
Anyone ever see that George Carlin routine where he tries to prove religion is stupid by some pointless banter? I have heard it twice, once from him, by him I mean that jackass Carlin who thinks his shit doesn't stink just because he hates most things, and someone else, a friend of mine. This friend was bitching about how I can't do something sunday thanks to my going to church, and he used that argument. I countered with a big slap of "well, at least everything I say isn't stolen from comedians." This launches him into a fury of how he thought of it first and how he is right anyways. See, I love it when people mimic people on TV. Makes them sound stupid. Proves that they are too damn dumb to make up their own opinions about anything. Assholes.
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