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Saturday, October 2, 2004
Oh boy! Now we can drive and shoot two guns at once!
Since it has been awhile since I have complained about games, I decided to preview one that I am not looking forward to, Halo 2. halo one, for those of you privelaged enough to not know about it, was a mediocre shooter that was released for the XBox when it first came out. It got rave reviews and a huge following of fans because they could not see through the facade of graphics and see a fundamentally flawed shooter. Now it's sequel is coming out, much to my dismay. No matter what video game site I go to now, everyone is screaming about how sweet this game is going to be. After all, no other game lets you wield two guns at once. And surely no other game let's you use a sword! So much hype for such a shitty game. Halo fans are among the msot rabid of the fanboys too. A Final Fantasy fanboy will fight to the death over someone hating his game. A halo fanboy will quit speaking to you forever and silently kill you in the night over it. While I am on topic I feel it is necessary to add that I know the worst halo asshole in America. He is constantly talking about how great he is at it, and how everyone should play the game so they know what real warfare is. Yes, since in real warfare we all get shields and laser guns and can drive a highly advanced alien fighter without any prior knowledge or training.. Checkmate mother fucker.
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