myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
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myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, October 4, 2004

I got your battle sim right here.
Seems I have a new flaming fool after me. Kitsune Kage, in honor of you, and simply out of spite, here is Alasathor vs. Kitsune Kage.

Kage sits on the beach, talking to his ugly girlfriend. Alasathor, being the kickass Mongolian superhero that he is, passes by and Kage's girl immediately falls head over heels in love with him. walking off with his hand wrapped around that gross, moist thing she calls a hand, Kage is furious. Knowing that one on one, he is no match for our hero. Kage runs off to a gym to bulk up. Eight months later, Kage returns to find Alasathor locking lips with a supermodel. He flexes his new muscles, and Alasathor whips out a gun and blows him away. The End.

Since you obviously are a shallow and conceited person (and coming from a guy who calls himself the greatest thing in the universe, that is saying alot.) I have to ask. How do you plan on ending each of your fights? With you winning? Boring! I can see the future too you know, only I don't need any psycic power to do so. Each of your stories is going to consist mainly of you countering attacks and then figuring a way to kill off whomever you are put up against. Drop the tough guy act asshole. Since you know so much about japanese cartoons (I refuse to say it), I have to ask. How do you know martial arts, and how are you strong in any way if all you do is watch TV? And before I go, well, I have one last thing to say. Those pictures are obviously stolen as they hold no real connection. They are of different things, of different styles, and just no real connections between them. And before I forget, if you are just 17, how do you teach an art class at a university? You have had to graduate first to do that. Checkmate.
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