myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, October 11, 2004

Rainy days and Mondays, always get me down (especially in Florida), as well as gothics.
Have I ever mentioned that I FUCKING HATE FLORIDA? This state sucks. It has rained all day here. Most of you will say "well, the rain is good. Keeps people inside so I can frolick in graveyards and talk to corpses without interruption! LOL!ROFLOLOL!". Well fuck you. This state blows. It is always hot unless it is raining and you don't have an umbrella, then it gets cold. It is always humid, and no one here can drive right or hear you when you talk. Plus, everything here has wet dog smell, especially when dry. It sucks. Also, there are too many gothics here. All of them are shit eating cockheads. They admit it too. They all say "well, we love to act enlightened and hardcore, but we are all in reality shit eating cockheads." Bastards. In all reality, there is no reason to move to Florida, and there is n reason to be a gothic asshole. Therefore all Floridians must be gothic assholes! I am now so mad, I am going to beat some kid up, tie a kite to his face and put a key on it so he gets struck by lightning.
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