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Saturday, October 23, 2004

Losing my temper. Dancing sucks.
Homecoming at last! Yes, the biggest night in the first half of a school year. My favorite day to stay at home and angrily plot against the people going to the dance. Dancing and al things related to dancing (homecoming, prom, etc.) are so freaking useless. All the cool dances, dances you needed to practice for, are gone. Ballroom dancing, the tango, breakdancing, hell, even square dancing is all gone. Now you get that two note R&B bullshit, which requires nothing more than two legs and something above them to do. All you do is shift your weight from one foot to the other. I'll bet your mom is proud. Music and dance is so watered down today, it is a wonder we have dances anymore. Need proof. First, don't eat anything. You want to have nothing in your stomach so you do not vomit from the next part. Now, watch a Richard Simmons aerobics tape. Then watch someone dancing to any modern rap song. You'll see what I am talking about. Kids these days are so freaking lazy. Twenty years ago you had to be in shape to dance. Now, Michael Moore would have no problem doing any mainstream dance. My point has been made. Fuck you.
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