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Sunday, October 24, 2004
Random thoughts and some silly ideas.
1. When a ghostwriter dies, does anyone come back?
2. Once at a school function, I got a dressing down for not dressing up.
3. A meltdown sounds fun. Or maybe it sounds like a sandwhich.
4. No one really knows what a deserted area looks like.
5. Are kidneys a bean shaped organ, or a bean a kidney shaped legume?
6. Two people sitting in a car inside a parking lot at night are involved somehow in drugs.
7. If it ain't broke, break it.
8. Sometimes, when I am told to use my own discretion, I will use someone else's if no one is looking. But I rarely put it back afterwards. Now there are a bunch of people walking around without discretion.
8. I wonder what goes through a bird's mind when it finds itself flying through a fireworks display.
9. Imagine meeting your maker and seeing that it is Konami.
10. If I nailed a tool shed closed, how could I put my hammer away?
11. If a smoker wakes up from a twelve year coma, does he want a cigarette?
12. It must suck to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. I would hate to want a drink and forget where I left it.
13. Why does it always take longer going somewhere than it takes to get back?
14. When does an emigrant become an immigrant?
15. Ever notice that a lawyer smiles alot more than his client?
16. "Let's stop underage drinking before it starts!" Someone explain this to me. It sounds difficult on many levels.
17. I once saw a throw rug in a catch basin.
18. I choose toilet paper through process of elimination.
19. What year did Jesus think it was?
20. What is that small hole near the tip of pens for?
21. Why do all evil genius type guys have the lofty goal of taking over or blowing up the world? If I was an evil genius, I would have a more realistic goal. Like killing everyone who had something to do with the Matrix.
Well, that is all I can think of right now. Anymore and I would suffer a stroke.
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