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Friday, October 29, 2004

Hardcore redneck assholes.
I live in the south. Normally, that would mean alot of time spent getting annoyed with real southerners, but lately, I have found an alarming trend. I know a kid from Indianapolis. He moved here two years ago. I went to school the other day, and he claims now that he is from Richmond Alabama. He used to wear khakis and polo shirts. Now he wears blue jeans and the ever popular designer redneck clothes "Dixie Outfitters". These kids are springing up way to much lately. I know a boy who puts the hoe in Tahoe. His truck is jacked up on stilts, and has two extra tires on the back axle. Where does he go that he needs these mods? Nowhere. The wannabee rednecks are so dumb as fuck it isn't even any fun teasing them about their one sided attempt at being redneck. Example? a girl was walking around with a John Deere hat on a few days ago. I inquired if she had ever been on a John Deere tractor. When she said no, I asked why wear the hat then. Her response was classic. "I think it looks cute!" O fuck. If ever I owned a John Deere store and someone walked in just to buy a hat, I would rip off both their arms and beat them to death with one arm while jacking off with the other. I am so furious now, I am going to go do just that.
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