myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Fun on the radio.
Today was entertaining. There is a radio station that broadcasts to my area. It is a modern alernative rock station that the host I would love to see naked if she wasn't such an angst filled spirituality dumbass. Between songs, she takes calls from people lucky enough to know the phone number of the station. Having little else to do, I gave luck a wish and it came true. I had five minutes with the rock DJ. I asked my question.
"Wow, I can't freaking believe I am on the radio. Ok, well, here is my question. You sem to love ragging on rich people and corporations, but then you rave on and on about how your bands are so non- mainstream. I have gone to Sam Goody and seem about half the people you chant about on here with racks of CD's. That is not underground. Care to explain?"
Her response "Well, they are underground because no one listens to them."
"I know about a hundred people who religiously listen to Good Charlotte. Also, if no one listens to them, how can they afford to sell CD's?"
"Thatis so off topic with what you are saying."
"No, that is on topic. One more question. You were given this job by your dad, who owns this and four other radio stations. How does that make you at all spiritual?"
"You don't need to be in poverty to be in one with the universe sir. In fact..."
"You complain all the time of how people everywhere are so depressed and hurt because wealth taking their souls."
"Facist. What are you trying to do, get killed?"
"Facist? Who are you calling facist, bitch? You want to kill anyone who disagrees with your train of thought. That is facism you hypocritical cunt." With that, I got disconnected. She went on a rant of how people like me are opressing her and her punk friends. I got news for the whole punk movement. It made you tough and scary in the eighties to be anarchist and hate everyone. Now it just makes you a dipshit. Punks are such hypocrites. They call anyone who disagrees with them a facist, when they are the facists. It always gets a laught out of me when I hear them rant about punk world orders, when, if given any responsibilities other then simple chores, they fall to pieces. Assholes. You can always spot ojne of these cretins too. Walking around in their Hot Topic pants and shirts, some of them saying "You laugh at me for being different. I laugh at you for being the same." I feel like making a T-Shirt. "You laugh at me for conforming, I laugh at you for shopping at Hot Topic". Well, I am off to bed. Expect to see a review of the Saw in a day or two.
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