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• Male
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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, November 1, 2004

Stereotypes./ John's School of Life
I get alot of heat for my use of stereotypes. I have a few words for you people who complain about my using stereotypes. Go cry about it, listen to some Blink 182, cut yourself, and vote for Kerry. Stereotypes are given for two reasons.
1. The group itself wants it, as the punks calling themselves so for listening to punk and dressing the same way as their idumbass idols.
2. Some liberal dickhead gets it in his mind that hey, if we need to identify with the kids of today, labeling them is a good way to start. Calling Indians Native Americans is an example of this. I know a bunch of Indians, and that is what they like to be called. Don't believe me? Ask the American Indian Association. If you ask politely, they will be happy to tell you this. Think I ran this issue to the ground.

After going to school for most of my life, I am bored shitless with it. So, I have decided to create my own school. John's School of Life.
Math- If a train leaves Chicago bound for New York at the same time a train leaves New York heading to Chicago, who gives a shit? Public transportation is for losers. Buy a car. Their cool.
Geography- All airports look and smell the same. Here is where you can find duty frees.
History- Who cares? History is wrote by winners and read by losers. Need proof? Go on a bus and look for the guy with the history book. See? Loser.
French- After this language gets destroyed, see how much your fancy wines matter you french dicks.
Reading- Nothing man has wrote yet is worth reading, except this.
See? My classes rule as much as I do. This idea is so great, to celebrate I am going to go make a statue out of myself with beef jerky.
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