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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
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• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Tuesday, November 9, 2004

Tom Hanks Is a Douchebag.
Yeah, that's right, I said it. That guy is too much of a hassle to be left alive. He is a jerk, an asshole, and furthermore, he is a shitty actor. What brings this to mind you may ask? Well, Hanks was just on Letterman. What is the first thing he does? Bitch about his new movie. Well Mr. Hanks, I am very sorry that you are getting paid a few million dollars for starring in that movie, not to mention all the advertising sales you will command soon from it. After all, all that motion capture must have been murder on your... well, nevermind. No part of that would have hurt anything. Let us not forget that you do do very hard work, like, well, playing pretend all day you fucking dolt. He bitched about the complexity of motion capture-ish technology, where a camera does, literally, the same thing, only in a simpler way. My big problem with this guy is he says the only person who could care about that technology is one guy who sits at his computer all day. Well, if only he can care about it, why don't people just boycott your next six movies you fucking asshole? See my review of The Grudge, Saw, and Team America tomorrow.
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