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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
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• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Three reviews.
Well, I said I would review Saw around Halloween, and here it is, along with two other movies I have seen. Let me explain how my rating system works.
1- Dogshit. Do not see this movie.
2- Maybe an explosion or a decent titty scene.
3- At least one violent beating and a plot that is easy to follow along.
4- Awesome. Plenty of violence, someone getting maimed, and at least one different thing to make it above most movies.
5- Awesome. See it three hundred times. No touchy feely stuff, no college politics conversation, nudity, guns, death, violence, and at least one completly kickass stunt that makes seeing it worthwhile. Now without further ado, my reviews.

Team America- 4- Holy shit! Something from the creators of South Park that doesn't completly blow ass. It is funny, gory, and the one huge gimmick at the middle had me laughing so hard I shot soda out of my nose hard enough to kill the person sitting in fron t of me. Oh well.

The Grudge- 1- Wow, this movie made no sense, yet people think it is the shit. My big question, if the curse is in the house, how is it able to leave the house and attack people in apartments across town? Asshole japs and their nonsensical stories.

Saw- 5- Holy. Fucking. Shit. This movie had just about everything! Apart from an explosion, lesbians, and a kid getting dropkicked off the Hoover dam, this had everything. robots, two very violent death scenes, and a shocking twist that REALLY makes you think. My money goes to Saw. Well, what are you waiting for? Stop reading and see Saw.
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