myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Friday, November 12, 2004

Yet another review.
Since, unlike most gamers, I am not taken aback by hype and graphics, I decided to rent HAlo 2 and give it a whirl. Whoa, I am so truly dissappointed. See, they worked on this game for three years, and this is all they could come up with. That is a bit sad really. Following my standard rating system, here we go.

Graphics- 5- About the best part of this game was how detailed everything was. Truly magnificent to watch.
Sound- 4- Again, superb. Things sound like they should.
Gameplay- 2- Shitty controls, repetitive enemies with horrible AI, and a story that feels like a retarded chimp on Angel Dust made it. Lousy work.
Multi- 1- Woe to the people without XBox live. The levels are HUGE! Unfortunetly, finding someone on these levels is damn near impossible.

Another half assed bit of work from people who should know better. Save your money for Half Life 2.
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