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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Reasons it is a really bad idea to rob me.
Well kiddies, someone ripped me off. I go to my car after work this afternoon, to find one of my windows had been shattered with a brick. Everything had been stolen, including my CD player. Furious. So know, I am going to park out there with my new window we got put in yesterday, put a whole bunch of shit on the front seat, and wait for this guy. When he tries again, I am going to jump on him and break every bone in his body with a crowbar. That's right, I am going Gordan Freeman on his ass. I would put more but I am way to pissed right now.
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