myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
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• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
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• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

It is time we quit fucking around. Bring back severe punishments!
I read somewhere that crime is up. First, that is a little redundant. Second, I have a solution! The way I figure it, we send convicts to those soft ass pussy jails, were we give them doctors, safety, and conjugal visits (more on that later in this rant), where instead, we should be giving beatings, torture, and exeutions! See, what we do now, is make inmates sit in a cell for several hours. Some punishment. What we need to do, is make punishments more fitting. Here is a small list of how we do that.
Drug conviction- We get you addicted to heroin, then we force you through the withdrawl. If you get busted for heroin, we just beat you with a stick for several hours.
Assualt- We get Mike Tyson, dope him all to hell on PCP, and make them fight him. If they live, they are free to go.
Rape- Remember at the end of American History X when that guy got gangraped? Well, we do that, except instead of limp dicked rednecks, we get Ron Jeremy and three of the biggest dicked assholes we can find, and load them full of Viagra.
Murder- Death. Convicted in a fair trial, no appeals, and just for good measure, we kill your lawyer too.
Protesting the Goverment (and yes, it will be a crime if I have my way)- Severe beating by the secret police and then we send your ass to whereever you were protesting if it was against a war, or we eat you if it is for anything else.

See? Fits the crime. We start having shit like that done, the crime rate will drop. I am sick and tired of hearing whiny ass liberals complain about how the president needs to do something about crime. It is liberalism's fault the crime rate is so high anyway. We keep making prison more and more lenient to appease this whole "everyone can get along" mentality. We even let inmates get their dicks wet while they are in the big house for Christ's sake! And before I get hatemail about how wrong I am, I submit a challenge. Anyone who disagrees with me, let an ex-con and his hooker turned straight girlfriend live in your house. I rest my goddamn case.
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