myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, December 23, 2004

What will happen when I am king.
1. I would outlaw Titanic and all other Leonardo DiCaprio movies until he submits himself to getting shot in the face with a salad shooter.
2. All women will go through a vigorous process where they are taught how to not get knocked up by some outlaw wannabee prick with a ponytail.
3. All men will be forced through a mandatory anti- bullshit program, where they will learn to quit making asses out of themselves to impress women.
4. All wiggers or jiggers will be rounded up and shipped to the Eight Miles, Del Ray, or the Cabrini Greens Projects, where they will show off to all the real gangsters how badass they are wih their mother's minivans.
5. Giant statues of me will be erected everywhere.
6. All people who are assheads all the time will have surgery to make their heads into asses. If that is what you are going to be, you will at least look the part.
7. The KKK, Al- Quaeda, the IRA, and all other "revolutionary" fanatics will be given amnesty provided they shut up and pipe down. If not, no more dicking around. Smash and burn campaign until all members are dead.
8. Any teen hanging out in a coffee shop, holding a thesaurus, will be dragged into the street and beaten by the secret police. Leading me to
9. A police force of brutal sociopaths will be appointed. Bred from birth to be fanatically loyal to me and my clones, they will be allowed to fully invade any privacy and beat down anyone who does not agree with me entirely.
10. The U. S. will seceed from the U.N. as we have been helping those shits since it's foundation and so far I have yet to hear a thank you.
11. Anyone not liking my millitary campaign against certain middle eastern regions will be sent there, as they think it is a right fine place anyways.
12. Any and all countries giving us shit will be bombed thouroughly into liquid shit. It is time we stopped this shit. I am tired of countries walking all over my homeland just to hide behind the obsolete Geneva Convention like they are hot shits. No one else follows that trash, so we shouldn't either.
13. The French Foreign Legion will be issued a challenge. They will fight the Girl Scouts. After getting there asses kicked, the Legion will be forced to return to their country and beat down anti- me advocates.
Damn I rule.
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