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Sunday, January 2, 2005

Things on my mind.
There should be a round state. Why don't people just go away? When will that hot chick on CNN do the news nude? Whatever happened to that Whatever happened to Robot Jones show? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Or how bout how many does it take to get to Freakazoid's non chocolate core? Where did all the bell bottoms go? Is there a wrong way to eat a Reese's? What color is the sky to a color blind schmuck? Who created God? What is that weird smell locker rooms have? Do chickens or cows know they are getting their heads cut off? Who invented the abacus? Is anyone still reading at this point? Why can't I fall asleep? Why does school have to open tomorrow? Is Michael Moore a virgin still? Who the fuck cares about faded jeans?
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