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myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, February 3, 2005

Prankmailing PETA, Part 1
Well, boredom dictates this posting. I am hitting PETA. Right now, time is a big factor, so do not expect me to explain why, but PETA will awke up in the morning with this in their mailbox:
Dear Whomever PETA thinks is qualified enough to answer my question,

I have a few questions regarding PETA policies that I am studying for my Political Science class. Since I do no want to take more time than necessary out of you're busy schedules, I will just list my questions and pray for an answer.

1. The PETA budget shows that less than 1% of the PETA budget was spent on actually saving animals. How can you claim to help animals when most of the budget is spent on propaganda and publicity stunts instead of actually helping animals?
2. Regarding the statement "If the cure to all disease was in a rat, I would spare the rat," does this include animal diseases, or just regular broad, sweeping generaliazations like that apply solely to human diseases?
2b. Building on that, bacteria and viruses are considered alive, does PETA condone their slaughter?
3. PETA claims to boycott any product that would hurt an animal, but I have noticed an alarming amount of pamphlets released by PETA are made from trees. Trees house all sorts of woodland creatures, does PETA condone logging as long as it is for their purposes?
4. Is the rumour of PETA killing animals rather than attempt to find them good homes true, or just anti- PETA propaganda?

A timely response would be appreciated. Please note that this is not a hatemail, but a serious and formal request for information that would prove immensely helpful for me, and very informative to my fellow students.

Sincerly,
John

Expect another update on this as soon as I get my response.
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