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myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Friday, February 18, 2005

Getting an answer out of PETA is like pulling teeth.
Well, I finally got ahold of PETA. It took me six phone calls, but I did it. Now the biggest problem with PETA is the difficulty to get through. Circuit busy? Fat chance you will ever get through. I was told that the estimated wait time was 7 minutes. Turned out it actually meant 70 minutes. As soon as I get through that first time, I get a lady who was so interested in my donation, she obviously did not hear me that I wasn't giving money. Frustrated, I hung up and tried again. Thinking that if I tried on another day at a radically different time, I may get through.= to an intelligent person. Nope. Tries 2-5 each linked me to people so similar that they might have been clones. Finally I got to a person who I lost my temper on (To be honest, my memory is a little hazy from how angry I was. I think calling her a stupid, money grabbing cunt was what set her off, or it might have been my ravings about needing to speak with her manager). Her manager was another woman (as a fact, all the people I contacted were.) who sounded like she ate bricks and shat gunpowder. Tentatively, I asked my questions, half expecting her and fifty vegetarian special forces to kick down my door and beat the ever loving shit out of me.
1. The budget must be spent that way so that more and more people will go out and save animals themselves.
2. No, it is just human disease.
2b. It was hard to tell if it was a yes or a no. She said that "All living things are sacred and have a right to live. Bacteria hurt that."
3. "No, dumbass, is this going somewhere?"
4. Another toughie. "Sometimes the best way to help an animal is to just end the misery"
So there you have it folks! PETA is just another political machine, pressing an agenda with the mask of helping the world. Man, what a bunch of assholes.
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