myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Vitals

Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Angst.
There has been a surprising trend at my school. Where the current sophomores are mostly rednecks or preppies, most of the freshman class is either a skater, a punk, or a wannabee goth. Against each group, yeah I have a problem with them. But today I heard something that made me shake with rage.
"Well, we make one gunpowder circle for nothing, two is for creating, three is for banishing." My assumption (heh heh, ass) is that it is taken from the show Full Metal Alchemist. Now here is what is wrong with that picture. FMA IS A DAMN CARTOON! It is not real! You cannot make spirits out of combusting things. See, lately I have spent loads of my fourth hour in the library. Thanks to the fucked up scheduling, three freshman classes are in there as well. I have heard some remarkable bullshit in that time. I have heard a kid talking about how he needs followers so when he dies he can become a God. I have heard girls as young as 14 talking about how their boyfreinds anally banged them the night before. I heard skaters bragging about the sweet jump they almost did, goths remarking about how enlightened they are, and punks talking about how much they hate the control system of the world. Jesus jumping Christ on a pogo stick, are these assholes nuts?! But worst of all, more horrific than the butt sex thing, worse than the summoning exploding circles, and worse than the skater lies, is the tattoos. When did it become acceptable for a 14 year old girl to get a tattoo above the crack of her ass? Now call me old fashioned, but I say that no one wants to see that. Lastly, there is a group of punks I feel need mentioning. The MTV group. I liked MTV back when most of what they showed was Beavis and Butthead, one of the funniest shows ever. Now, it is a media whore group that is easily one of the most censored networks out there. I say we load up all those MTV anarchists out there and send them to a nice African civil war state, armed just with their rebellious views. That'll learn 'em.
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